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MATCHING TEAMS (dog, eeveelution, newest trade evolution abomination jk I love both magmortar and electivire)??????

WHICH BY THE WAY ARE SPECIAL (Flint) AND PHYSICAL (Volkner) ATTACK ORIENTED.

You'd think a team battling would like... I don't know... maybe NOT allow you to earthquake sweep them? Like with how bullshit Sinnoh teams are they could just give Flint his drifblim and call it a day. Come on, out of 22 attacking moves these two dumbasses have on their teams only 2 are super effective against ground.

To think these idiots are the strongest gym leader in Sinnoh (and almost-elite-four) and the THIRD elite four. Let me reiterate, these two are the THIRD and SIXTH strongest trainers in their region and their two collective braincells didn't collide hard enough for them to come up with a single counter to their worst weakness counter or at least some sort of immunity (like uh... DRIFBLIM or even a rotom, just to name a few).

But no, they went with the matching teams. Because if someone in pokémon doesn't show they're queer for FIVE SECONDS they die.

Let's completely ignore that their Platinum dialogues are just them being an old married couple;

Flint literally comes back to Sunyshore just to check on his friend and straight up BEGGING the player to battle his buddy?

Oh and what's that?

Yeah, no wonder they changed that in Platinum. God forbids a blond bitch is gay

And the anime????? It's so strongly implied Volkner stopped battling all together because Flint left??? Is it even an implication at this point?

And yeah I said I wouldn't indulge into pokémas but the fact that in there Flint uses electric puns and Volkner says he's "starting to sound like Flint" is just so cute.

MATCHING TEAMS (dog, eeveelution, newest trade evolution abomination jk I love both magmortar and electivire)??????

WHICH BY THE WAY ARE SPECIAL (Flint) AND PHYSICAL (Volkner) ATTACK ORIENTED.

You'd think a team battling would like... I don't know... maybe NOT allow you to earthquake sweep them? Like with how bullshit Sinnoh teams are they could just give Flint his drifblim and call it a day. Come on, out of 22 attacking moves these two dumbasses have on their teams only 2 are super effective against ground.

To think these idiots are the strongest gym leader in Sinnoh (and almost-elite-four) and the THIRD elite four. Let me reiterate, these two are the THIRD and SIXTH strongest trainers in their region and their two collective braincells didn't collide hard enough for them to come up with a single counter to their worst weakness counter or at least some sort of immunity (like uh... DRIFBLIM or even a rotom, just to name a few).

But no, they went with the matching teams. Because if someone in pokémon doesn't show they're queer for FIVE SECONDS they die.

Let's completely ignore that their Platinum dialogues are just them being an old married couple;

Flint literally comes back to Sunyshore just to check on his friend and straight up BEGGING the player to battle his buddy?

Oh and what's that?

Yeah, no wonder they changed that in Platinum. God forbids a blond bitch is gay

And the anime????? It's so strongly implied Volkner stopped battling all together because Flint left??? Is it even an implication at this point?

And yeah I said I wouldn't indulge into pokémas but the fact that in there Flint uses electric puns and Volkner says he's "starting to sound like Flint" is just so cute.

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