when u accidentally make eye contact with someone on public transport n your eyes quickly slide to the left slide to the right take it back now yall one hop this time

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

Hermione ghost wrote this

No offense but these are absolute classic images

Punching Nazis is totally vegan. 

I’ve already lost 5 followers since I posted this. Reblog to weed out Nazis and Nazi sympathizers. 

No thanks, I’ll just go find one of the girls that actually enjoy taking care of themselves.

There has to be some godless injoke

My ride is here

I HATE ALL OF YOU FOR THIS OMG

LMAO

I literally had to sit here and decode this

wow i need a drink [pours apple juice into shot glass]

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

☝🏾😂

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

im dead

This my fourth time reposting this in the last 24 hours

everything about this minus the part about the baby