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we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Parks and Recreation + Avengers AU!! All credit to Alycia for showing me this post and giving me ideas! (my apologies for the length of this post - i wasnât sure how to arrange it so itâd be readable!)
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
Marvel: to relate to female audience, we will have Black Widow involved in a romance with a team member
Every Girl I've Ever Heard: I want to see Natasha Romanoff crush a man's skull with her thighs without a single hair falling out of place, and then I want her to terrorize her teammates with bad jokes and pranks
Marvel: to relate to the female audience we will have Black Window involved in a romance WITH ANOTHER TEAM MEMBER

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#DontJudgeChallenge goes terribly wrong for teenage Farrah Marshall of Pinellas Park, Florida when the teen attempting to do the YouTube challenge. The challenge calls for participants to mark their faces with âugly markingsâ using make up or markers designed for the skin. Once the participant appears on camera with the undesireable, the participant then transitions into a more attractive person. The challenge has been heavily shared on social media and has been performed by thousands of people.
Unfortunately for Marshall, the challenge did not go as planned. The teen used a Sharpie permanent black marker and colored her entire face pitch-black. When the teen tried to wash the marker off of her face, the color would not fade. The teen then dialed 911 and was rushed to Northside Hospital. According to Marshallâs mother, Sarah, she will have to undergo skin graft surgery, removing skin from her back and buttocks to replace the skin on her face. âItâs truly a tragedy. Now her face is black forever all because of a stupid challenge. I hope kids learn from her mistakeâ says Sarah.
Sarah has set up a GoFundMe account to raise money to help her daughter fund the cost of surgery. Because Farrah will be having cosmetic surgery, it is unfortunately not covered by her health insurance.
THIS ISNT REAL TUMBLR WTF
twoblokesandafuckloadofcutlery:
So I accidentally started playing 25 different pop punk songs in 25 different tabs. Beautiful mistake.
MY ABSOLUTE NEW FAVOURITE POST. JESUS CHRIST. YOU DONâT EVEN KNOW. ALL OF THIS.Â
How the fuck do you do this on accident. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU OPEN TWENTY FIVE SONGS BY MISTAKE
I might tag this with something stupid so I can always find it..
I want this as my ringtone
What if someone to found out all of these song names
1) âIn Too Deepâ - Sum 41Â 2) âMisery Businessâ - Paramore 3) âHelenaâ - My Chemical Romance 4) âAmerican Idiotâ - Green Day 5) âFeeling Thisâ - Blink 182 6) âBasketcaseâ - Green Day 7) âStay Together for the Kidsâ - Blink 182 8) âGives You Hellâ - All-American Rejects 9) âThe Rock Showâ - Blink 182 10) âThe Middleâ - Jimmy Eat World 11) âI Caught Fireâ - the Used 12) âSugar, Weâre Going Downâ - Fall Out Boy 13) âThatâs What You Getâ - Paramore 14) âFive Mintues to Midnightâ - Boys Like Girls 15) âMove Alongâ - All-American Rejects 16) âStacyâs Momâ - Fountains of Wayne 17) âDear Maria, Count Me Inâ - All Time Low 18) âCrushcrushcrushâ - Paramore 19) âHere (In Your Arms)â - Hellogoodbye 20) âWho I Am Hates Who Iâve Beenâ - Relient K 21) âSoul Meets Bodyâ - Death Cab For Cutie 22) âThe Future Freaks Me Outâ - Motion City Soundtrack 23) âMy Friends Over Youâ - New Found Glory 24) âFat Lipâ - Sum 41 25) âTeenagersâ - My Chemical Romance âPerfectâ - Simple Plan there you go, all the songs
Best accident ever
I think my teens just passed through my ears.
My mom went to a psychic when I was 12 years old and was told the whole world will know your daughterâs name. But my mom thought that meant I was going to be kidnapped.
Taylor Swift (via tsweezys)
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(via smoresswift)
Letâs get drunk together so I can kiss you and blame it on the vodka.
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hELP
My homophobic parents found out about my relationship with my girlfriend (I am also a girl) and made me end it just because it wasnât âtraditional loveâ. I love my girlfriend, or ex, very much. All I ask is for everyone who reblogs this, I will write their URL name in a composition book until it is completely filled and Iâll give it to my parents saying âLook at all the thousands upon thousands of complete strangers who support me. Why canât you guys do the same?â

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REMINDER THAT IS IS OK TO HAVE:
stretch marks
long labia
a tummy
love handles
cellulite
large areolasÂ
NO thigh gap
jiggly thighs
scars
body hair
moles/birthmarks
THESE ARE NOT THINGS YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF. THESE ARE NATURAL THINGS THAT YOU SHOULD EMBRACE. THE HUMAN BODY IS BEAUTIFUL. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.
itâs 2014 why havenât they invented a calorie free ice cream that tastes goodÂ
The essentials you need for the perfect prom night!Â
no way in hell am i passing this up
a student from uni scrolled past this and ended up failing all of his courses, even the ones he thought he passed⌠not gonna take this chance.
Guys, I know this isnât astrology-related, and Iâm sorry, but i have like 5 mid-terms in a week and I shanât take my chances.
I shanât.Â
So I donât know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
âDrinkâ itâŚ
And no more will come out.
So hereâs my propositionâŚ
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY

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I may always reblog every gifset/imageset I see of this scene, if only to point out (over and over and over again) that Black Widowâs âvery specific skillsetâ is not, actually, ass-kicking (as amazing as she is at that), because all the Avengers can kick ass to a pretty high degree. The Black Widowâs superpower (as it were) is emotional manipulation.
She is not interrogating this man not while tied to a chair. She is tied to a chair because that is exactly where she wants to be, because apparent vulnerability on her part is part of her interrogation. She uses the exact same trick on Loki later, when she leads him into gloating over having successfully pushed her buttons (and I have a theory that he did actually push her buttons, that she was genuinely distressed by the things he said to her because Loki is old enough and smart enough to know when someone is lying to him) and turns his gloating around on him, uses it to dig into the cracks of him, because that is what she does, and she can do it even when her target is expecting it. (Really, Loki knows thatâs why sheâs there. He was expecting to be physically tortured first, and for her to come be sympathetic later, if you recall, but Loki and Widow both know that wouldnât work.)
And this is why sheâs so unsettled by the Hulk. The Black Widow relies on emotional manipulation â and the Hulk, to the best of her knowledge, only has varying shades of a single emotion: anger. She doesnât know how to manipulate a creature if it doesnât have all the hooks to emotions like pride and lust and guilt and greed that sheâs used to using.
This is a REALLY good character analysis of Natasha.
when youâre having a family dinner and everyone starts asking you what your future plans areÂ