Living la dolce vita

remember back in the day spending hours trying to get the perfect theme for ur blog having it reflect ur whole identity. nowadays its like. i havent looked at my blog on desktop in 4 years and neither has anyone else

use more olive oil

I didn’t even notice the url I was just like damn they’re right.

stop shaming people who drink milk you bullies

our bones may be strong but our hearts are not

she keep me worm

i really wanna read but i just [clenches fist] don’t

you’ve heard of existential dread and existential horror, now get ready for existential peace, which is that feeling when you stare up at the nightsky and think, “huh. i exist. that’s pretty neat.”

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

I've made this post like six times but it still fucks me up the China's mountains just look like that. Like I spent decades thinking it was stylistic but no, they just have different mountains over there.

What the FUCK

I’m specifically reblogging this here because I know there is a geological reason for this and I know at least one of you has to know it.