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A tiny little spiderling could be your very own sister

as a child there's nothing cooler than a kid who gets subjected to evil experiments and gains special abilities. it's even cooler if these abilities also cause unfathomable suffering to use/against others. children love stories like this.

The children yearn to be Mewtwo

little miss instant loss bait would—wait, she actually didn’t fold? she fully resisted, like, for real? holy shit. uhhhhhh. i’ve gotta reevaluate the rest of this post now fuck

little miss 100k word bad end lesbian mindbreak novel would like to tell you she hates you with every fiber of her being and that she’ll see her friends again no matter the cost

woah it smells like sinkdog in here

crazy how it straight up smells like sinkdog in here

What's sinkdog?

i would pay so much money for the bloodlines estrogen

more importantly who put this in the game and why. afaik it has no gameplay purpose aside from pawning it. was there an eggy little programmer at troika who insisted on adding it because "cmon man it'd be funny" only to stare wistfully at those rotating polygons, late in the day when everyone's leaving

Don’t worry I’m vaccinated and neutered

And those nice ladies at the front desk will put me in a funny cardboard box if you don’t have a carrier to take me home in