i bought it on eSlay

i’m helena and i write words! here’s my ao3. this is mostly a hazbin/helluva blog right now, but i post widely. i am always thinking about slay the princess. friends and enemies have described me as a lover of evil freaks, a killjoy with good-bad taste, and an unusual houseguest.

a preemptive faq:

can i ask you about your fics/your hot takes/your opinions on hit tv series hazbin hotel? please do. i love attention.

do you have a DNI? no, but i block bigots. also be aware that while i am not your mom, i am an adult, and my fics (and blog) contain mature content.

can you recommend me something? yeah*

where else can I find you? your local corn maze, occult line dancing parties, and foucault’s panopticon. also spotify and letterboxd

YES THANK YOU I WOULD

the thing about fizzmodeus is that everyone is going to have an opinion about it right. the public loves celebrity drama. i’m pretty sure people are canonically shipping these two online lol. the darker, less fun side of that (especially when you consider how much fizz still desperately cares what people think of him) is that not everyone is going to have a nice opinion, and they’re all going to be really loud about it!

i’m imagining they have a really sweet, private engagement and they’re both over the moon for about 48 hours before what they’re choosing actually sinks in, at which point the news is promptly leaked in the hell-tabloids. and it’s a lot of “it’s about time!” and “invite me to the wedding!” but also a lot of “ugh great yet another imp ends up with demon royalty that doesn’t respect him” and “does this seem a little exploitative to anyone? i mean, fizz literally works for ozzie’s club…” etc etc etc.

like, blitz in the aftermath of the trial is pretty easily capable of brushing that stuff off on account of the everything about him, but fizz is really, really not. so it gets to him! and it gets to ozzie (who is getting flack from both ends because no one but Bee is really in a position to understand his relationship. and we can also assume from what we’ve seen in canon that there are other social consequences of ‘tying yourself down’ when you’re supposed to be the Lust Guy). also maybe this is uncharitable of me but I can see blitz and barb airing out some of their own Concerns about the engagement and like. when it feels like you’re being told what a bad choice you’re making from all sides, it really does turn the pressure up. even if you aren’t actually being told that (I’d like to think blitz is just having a Residual Childhood Jealousy Moment and Barb just genuinely wants the best for Fizz and needs to make sure he’s thought it through).

so anyway. tensions rising. i imagine that would put strain on any relationship. i think they probably fight more over stupid things. i think fizz would start perceiving anything ozzie does to express care towards him as an act of control and ozzie would start perceiving any attempt to put (healthy) distance between them from fizz as a lack of commitment which! that’s gotta feel like shit when you’ve thrown your reputation as Lack Of Commitment Sex God out the window for this.