I'm a cowboy stuck in a tank

My treehouse is on fire and for some reason, I smell gas on my hands this is not what I had planned.

anything u think about YOUR life after 10pm is bs to be ignored. anything u think about a character’s life after 10pm should be posted about online and expanded on for paragraphs. :)

the worst part about ocd and ocd-like tendencies is that you think hyper-analyzing your thoughts and constantly psychoanalyzing yourself will fix you but that's actually part of the disorder. it's the disorder. disordering.

Everything I learn about Christina Koch makes me like her more. What do you MEAN while they were waiting to be picked up after landing a spaceship in the Pacific Ocean she pulled a bag of M&Ms out of her space suit pocket and shared them with the crew???

we take stuffed animals very seriously in this house

Artemis placed Orion in the stars after he died. Her best friend died and She gave him a constellation. Now an astronaut on Her mission, in orion's spacecraft, gave his wife a place on the moon. We look up at the sky and we can still see the ones we've lost. The stars are, and have always been, a memorial.

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

when are they going to make a tv show about two women fucking all the time. that is also sponsored by the canadian government

GIVE ME GYMNAST YURI OR GIVE ME DEATH, CANADA!!!!!!!

sorry for being(remembers this is my blog and i don’t have to apologize for talking about anything) Extrememly Sexy. And Cool.

Ants have the most badass lives of anything in the animal kingdom, life as an ant is like warhammer

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

My anxiety can confirms this