affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

would you rather be taxidermied or be a wet specimen wait dont leave

In a shit mood. Release the locusts

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

bitching and moaning should lez out

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

are you charmed by how pathetic I am

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience