don't kill my vibe

I get it, I feel the exact same way. Bringing other people's littles into the world? Love it. My own? Not so much.

Oh so you don't want kids yourself? That's interesting.

he's my cat! i really don't know why everyone seems so confused about it. do they not have cats where you guys are from?

Oh you lost your pussy? Okay.

Since we're all technically neighbors now, potentially forever, I'd love to get to know everybody! I can start: my name is Kristy, I use she/her pronouns, and I'm a Midwife. My office is always open to anybody who might need to speak about sexual or reproductive health, and of course is equipped with a private delivery suite. I'm great at my job, I promise, and I've seen, like, a million vaginas at this point, so please know you and your baby are in great hands with me and you have nothing to be embarrassed about when it comes to those more personal, private areas.

A baby? In my vagina? It's less likely than you think.

has anyone seen lord tubbington? i took my eye off him for two seconds when i was getting us some ice cream, and now i can't find him anywhere. if you see him, please just tell me, d͟o͟ ͟n͟o͟t͟ ͟a͟p͟p͟r͟o͟a͟c͟h͟!͟!͟!͟ he will try and get you to "support his small business", but it's just an mlm - not the good kind!! - and he's just trying to get you in his down-line. he d͟o͟e͟s͟ ͟n͟o͟t͟ have a family to support, he's a free-loader who swindled me out of three hundred dollars.

Yo, what the hell is a Lord Tubbington?