don't talk to feds

YOU can write whatever you want whenever however forevrr. i have to write something perfect and earth shattering and i have to do it perfectly the first time or else

tiktok brain is like a prion disease to me

when someone i know says “it’s girl math” i feel like one of those people in a zombie apocalypse who just noticed a bite on one of my groupmates

Nothing says efficiency like creating a whole ass new department with two co-chairs.

I try very hard to be normal at work but they know..

just to clarify i don't have critical thinking and if i support a fictional murderer that means i also condone murder irl

you will live to see useless dogshit beyond your imagination

ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth

this could have been the work of any Claire’s employee