sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

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Saw a meme like this and decided to bring it to life
As a recent Dispatch fan and as an Australian millennial, I've realised that most of you have never heard Bloke by Chris Franklin, meanwhile it's the first thing I think of when Flambae is doing karaoke.
It is a little misogynist (it's from 2000), but imagine Malevola singing it the next time there's karaoke involved.
“im trying my best!!” i say as if my best didnt pack up and leave me in 2012 without any warning
teacher: what year was the battle of yorktown
me: 1781
teacher: why did you say it like that

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what if, like bats, blood-sucking vampires actually represent a small percentage of the full vampire population and most horrible undead creatures of the night are adapted to eat bugs, fruits, and nectars
let
them
eat
bugs
You, a Ventrue: dignified, refined, drinks only the blood of virgins from a crystal glass
Me, a Nosferatu: vaccums up every bug in sight while screaming like the goblin I am
Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”
Bystander: “Wait, you-”
FB: “aAAAAHH”
It’s a recorder
It’s neither a flute nor a recorder it’s one of those pointing hands on a stick you get at the scholastic book fair
forensic files narrator: ... and he left his finger prints on the door knob...
me eating my 5th mozzarella stick: you absolute fucking idiot
Happy Ten Year Anniversary, Flight of the Conchords 1.11 – The Actor • August 26, 2007
A tip for players who message "thanks" when their team isn't doing so well: don't

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me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:
This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad
Thranduil, the pretty sea-king, caught in a net
Gabe hanging with his ingrate son :’)

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Please give this resplendent angry birb man the skin he deserves
Bilbo slept with Thorin’s cloak wrapped about him every night, his smell comforting him.
Sense became confused with memory as the years wore on, but it mattered little.