The Kings and Queens forgot their vows.

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

and for the lady, perhaps a devout knight?

having a belly outline while wearing a dress is a very beautiful and sexy accessory. anyone who tries to tell you otherwise is getting put in the shredder

free use because we're both constantly horny

get in loser we’re going hiking and I’m going to fuck you on top of a mountain

Awww who's my cute thrall. Now, go forth and kill in my name. Sooo cute!

Learn to articulate how you're feeling without accusing anyone of having bad intentions. You can say "I'm afraid of being alone" without saying "you're just going to leave me like everyone else." You can say "I need some reassurance" without saying "you probably don't love me anymore." You can say "I'm afraid I've hurt your feelings and I'd like to talk it through" without saying "you don't even like me anymore." You can say "I want to spend more time with you" without saying "you've gotten tired of me." You can say "I feel misunderstood" without saying "you always judge me." Try not to let your emotions get the best of you. Have a conversation focused on finding solutions instead of escalating the conflict.

It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again It'll get better again

Sit still on my cock and just squeeze your pussy around it while we make out.

Show me you want me, be possessive, be obsessive. That turns me on. 💞