mostly i do god knows what

the last labubu has been shot in captivity

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling