˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚ : IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT . . . a collection of screwball rom-com ⁽ ⁰⁰³ ⁾ roleplay sentence starters from old hollywood screwball romance comedies from NUMEROUS FILMS, balls of fire genre: romance, slice-of-life, comedy, love, fake relationship.
Hey, who's in there, something wrong?
Who are you? What are you doing?
Take it easy. You're lucky I broke in.
Why don't you go back and mind your own business…like everybody else in [place name]?
Okay, that's the last time I'll save your life.
I wasn't kissing you. You were kissing me.
Why didn't you complain? So I could have met you earlier.
That's one of the things that attracted me to [him/her/them].
I like honesty. All my life people have lied to me, and I can't stand it.
[Place name]. I've been there. I never noticed you.
I was sitting here alone tonight, it suddenly came over me. I have wasted away my whole life for [him/her/them].
Don't start monkeying around with the federal government!
Look, if you need anything, just pound on the wall. I'll come right away.
I didn't know you were interested in reading.
I've seen some of those movies, but this one is like an iceberg.
[Name], what you don't like about [Second name]…is exactly what I do like about [him/her/them].
My life is arranged the way I like it.
You mean you're in love with [him/her/them]?
You wanted to see me about something?
I think [he/she/they] taking advantage of you.
You should change laundries. They're using too much starch.
Please stop mothering me. Thank you.
I saw [his/her/their] face before me and I couldn't go through with it.
Married? Who said anything about getting married?
I've got a perfect setup. Why spoil it by getting married?
That's such a big, dirty, rotten,filthy lie, but it has class.
I'm sorry. I hope I haven't shocked you.
It isn't as if you're planning to pay me, either.
Look, [name], if it is that important you'd better tell me about it.
Sorry to disappoint you but everything between us is a fake.
Don't try to spare my feelings, [name]. I know you were out with [name].
Through? What are you talking about? We're so happy together.
It wasn't your fault. I knew what I was getting into. You have always told me the truth.
You may not believe it, but I have certain standards.
In that case, I'll be proud to marry you.
Tell [him/her/them] to get the hell out of here and come back later.
Look, now that we're engaged… don't you think we should do something to celebrate?
Let's do something we've never done before.
I would not be prejudiced if you were married.
I can always count on you in a jam.
Why? Is there somebody else in that closet?
I've been working for you for almost [number] years… and this is the first time that you have ever invited me out.
I realized that I have no idea of what your life is like outside the office.
What do you do on your vacation?
I'm no sex goddess, but I haven't spent my life in a tree.
I was married when I was very young, but it didn't work out.
I've been talking an awful lot and I'm afraid I'll be late for dinner.
I'm glad we had this little talk. You're a very rare person, sensitive and generous.
I have a feeling that if I found myself in trouble, I could count on you for help.
[Name],I want someone to play the part of my [husband/wife/partner].
At the time, I had my reasons. But I'll straighten that out later. At the moment, I have to dig up a [husband/wife/partner].
Are you quoting [her/him/them], or you?
I don't know how to get out of this one. My happiness lies in your two hands.
You've managed to handle your happiness without any help from me and now you want to use me in this contemptible way.
You just tricked me into talking about myself so that….What you did wasn't very nice. Not very nice at all.
Are you absolutely sure that you love [name]?
I don't want [her/him/them] to end up bitter and unhappy.
Are you absolutely sure you don't love [her/him/them] anymore?
What about your future? What's going to become of you?
[She/He/They] crazy about you. Anybody can see that.
It's not what [he/she/they] said, it's what [he/she/they] didn't say.
It sounded as if they were made with love.
Now that you're getting a divorce, we ought to be more careful. We wouldn't want this to get messy.
I'm afraid I threw this boyfriend thing at you too quickly.
Damn, you're getting as prickly as your damn cactus.
What's going on out there between you two?
Don't try to fool me, I have a very good nose for sexual tension.
I behaved like a dignified, civilized, willing-to-be-divorced [husband/wife]!
Why did you have to bring children? That's what choked [him/her/them] up.
If I can't spend my weekends as I see fit…me and my cactus will be glad to resign!
You must help me…not only as a friend, as a [job name]. It's your professional duty.
You played the part of my [husband/wife] once and you enjoyed it. Admit it. You did enjoy it.
Now here's your chance to play a return engagement. No [actress/actor] quits after one performance.
So I lose a [husband/wife] and gain a lover? At least I don't feel completely abandoned.
Good, wonderful. All we have to do is to find someone to play your lover.
You want me to act the part…and now you want me to furnish my own props?
It's not going to be easy. We have to find someone I know I can trust.
I'm supposed to be your lover, remember? That's the reason you're getting a divorce.
You want me to act natural and flirt with you at the same time?
I know, but now I feel like a spy. Let's go.
Go easy on that stuff. I'm not sure I can pay for it.
I don't think they've noticed us. We'd better push things a bit. Let's dance.
An actor? Isn't that a very insecure profession?
Did we have a date, or didn't we?
I could give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one. I am a member of the CIA.
[Name], my respect for you is going down every minute.
What do you say we go over to your place where we can be alone
You're going home alone? Without an escort?
[Name] thought you looked so sad and humiliated…[he/she/they] told me to stay with you.
As far as I am concerned, are we supposed to have spent the night together?
I'll buy [him/her/them] a nice present, tell the truth, then we'll get married.
You didn't have to put on that act about being humiliated!
I was hired as a [job title], not as a geisha girl!
You're afraid. Afraid of emotion, afraid of intimacy, afraid to live.
If you call that living, the way you carry on, then you're right.
Funny how whenever people hurt your feelings…they're always doing it for your own good.
What makes you think I'm trying to tell you anything?
You're not a stingy man, but you're not the last of the big-time spenders, either.
Tell me, have you ever been to a diplomatic ball?
It's always a shock when it happens to someone you know.
That present…. I don't know how to thank you.
You're beginning to sound just like a husband.
I thought we were going to have a quiet little dinner?
The minute I decided to do the right thing and marry [him/her/them], I've had only troubles.
I was getting lonesome for the sound of a human voice.
Let's ignore [him/her/them]. After all, my evenings are my own.
Look at them acting so damn polite. They're all rotten.
You must feel as if you were dancing with your mother.
Let's run away and live on your social security.
That's some talk for a man who's planning a divorce.
When you left the club, you were already doing fairly well, blurry-wise.
Did you ever have a gin and tonic but made with tequila?
You know what I've done? I've created a monster.
No, Dr. Frankenstein, this is no creation of yours, this is me. Experiencing new things. Things that I've never done before.
Nobody around so we sat there and watched the sun come up.
My cactus. It's blooming!
Nevermind that. What about your night of debauchery with [name].
Poetic? I saw [him/her/them] kiss you on the neck! There's no such thing as a friendly kiss on the neck.
It's grotesque, a woman your age throwing yourself at a kid like that.
What about that father-and-daughter thing of yours?
You go to your church and I'll go to mine.
I was determined to make up for the time I'd lost. And I intend to keep on doing it.
Every time I felt shaky, I thought about you. Thinking about all those terrible things you said to me.
I don't mind saying I'm disappointed in you, [name]. Very disappointed.
If I didn't know you so well, I'd almost swear you're jealous.
All right, look, so you had a little fling last night. Nobody's knocking it. After all, there was no harm done. Was there?
Why don't you just ask me if I went to bed with [him/her/them]?
What happened out there on my mink stole? I mean, the beach? I want to know.
A husband's right. Let me remind you you're still my wife!
You want a divorce? It's I who wants a divorce!
Don't worry, you won't see me again. That goes for the children too!
I have no patience with people that shilly-shally about these things.
Damn it, I've been swindled!
How come you suddenly decided to un-mess this mess?
I don't know what your game is, but you'll not use me.
Your [husband/wife] suddenly refuses to give you a divorce?
What are you doing coming through the window like that?
I went to see [him/her/them] and I told [him/her/them] that you wouldn't agree to a divorce.
I went and told [him/her/them] that we weren't married.
It was the only way I could get out of marrying [him/her/them]!
My anger disappeared and I suddenly felt a delicious sense of relief. I said to myself, "Thank God, you're out of it. Now you can go home to your [husband/wife] and I suddenly remembered I had no [husband/wife].
You know, it's funny, I feel as if you've always been my [husband/wife]. We don't even have to bother getting married.