Ew Midgardians

come on brain yip yip

ever since i was a little girl i've been mad as hell

Congrats if you survived this year because what the fuck was that

no one ever talks about the 6th love language (being annoying)

This is what it’s like to be an adult.

I’ll deal with it, I just gotta be dramatic about it for a minute first.

big fan of anything that shuts my brain off for a little while

texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

babes is there anyone who isnt hanging on by the thinnest thread known to man rn or are we all just going thru it this week

i've had several retail and food service jobs and they were all so much harder than whatever i'm doing in this office right now. it honestly feels like cheating. service industry workers should be paid $100 per hour with full benefits including the right to kill one customer per year