βΎ jobs i'd prefer in video games instead of being the protagonist βΎ
- (an outfit/editing lookbook) -
(all editing done by me, no ayy eye obvi)
(various image background credits below each image)
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dragon watcher in hyrule (LoZ: BOTW/TOTK)
"And if you look to you left, you'll see Farosh making their way under Floria Bridge! You all brought your precautionary Rubber Armor, right?"
"Now, as we all know, dragon parts can fetch a nice sum of rupees, and while it may seem tempting to simply use a weapon to pierce their skin to get a scale, it's worth remembering that they're, y'know...lizards. Just wait a week and they'll shed those scales for free, no harm done!"
Maybe one day Dinraal will let me hitch a ride home...if we can make it work without me burning to a crisp.
(background images from my in-game screenshots)
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cartography apprentice in hallownest and pharloom (Hollow Knight/HK: Silksong)
Turns out Cornifer's recommendation can get you a lot of places.
Pharloom's got its issues, but it beats having to navigate Deepnest.
(background images 1, 2 and 4 from the Hollow Knight and Silksong Wiki, image 2 from my in-game screenshot)
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judge in the just dance series
The pettiest bunch you'll ever meet.
Made even worse bc they're rarely wrong. You think that performance of taio cruz's dynamite was four stars worthy? Three stars even?
(background image from official Just Dance Wiki)
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pit crew in mario kart world
Great way to see the sights without getting whiplash!
Whether you're hard at work...
...or hardly working!
(background images 1, 2, 3 [including model of Peach], 5 and 6 are from the official Mario Wiki, image 4 from my in-game screenshots, both background and waluigi model)
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giantologist in the forbidden lands (Shadow of the Colossus)
No fighting.
Only friends.
(background images 1 and 4 from the Shadow of the Colossus Wiki, image 2 from in-game cutscene, image 3 from my in-game screenshot image 5 from video by Volatis, image 6 from in-game photography done by LauraBailie on reddit)
(pt 2 soon!!)
