pees pants

Obviously this is a little suggestive, maybe some minor cussing and probably overuse of the word ass. Please enjoy responsibly.

Includes: Akashi, Midorima, Kise, Aomine, Murasakibara, Kagami and Kuroko

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Akashi

It wasn’t your fault. You were just reaching into the fridge and out of nowhere Akashi’s hand makes contact with your ass. You yelped, no way to deny that. Akashi on the other hand is not done. Now that he has your attention, he has both hands on your hips and grinds into you. Akashi clearly can’t control himself around you. You’re just too pretty.

Midorima

Okay, hear me out. You have to get him drunk first. No way would he do something so inappropriate without alcohol. Even at home the most you get is a little pat from sober Midorima. Drunk Midorima, however, is going to send you forward a couple steps. Whole hand and all five fingers are going to make full and complete contact with your ass. Midorima won’t be satisfied with just a smack though. He’ll come up behind you again and just squeeze the butt cheek he just bruised. Drunk Midorima has no idea how strong he is.

Aomine

This perv. He thought boobs were great until he smacked your ass for the first time. Life changed. Now he does the classic smack and grab. I would like to point out that this man has no shame. Grocery shopping? Aisle 3, smack and squeeze. Taking a walk together in a crowded park? The sound of the smack echoes and the face he makes while groping your ass belongs in a porno. Get Aomine drunk and he will always have a hand on your ass.

Kise

Smacks and compliments. Kise will land a good smack, not hard enough to really hurt but enough to get your undivided attention before complimenting you on everything. He’ll tell you how nice your ass feels, how cute your outfit is, how lovely your hair is, all while maintaining contact with your butt. Giving little squeezes before whispering in your ear about taking this someplace private.

Murasakibara

RIP. this man launched you into space. 100% does not know his own strength. He’ll rub it better later though. Not really into smacking, takes too much work. He’d much rather just lazily grope your ass. Usually remember to be relatively gentle, sometimes forgets and your ass pays the price. Will share snacks with you while he has a handful of your ass.

Kuroko

Respectfully smacks your ass. Typically gives you little pats and squeezes, showing you that he appreciates your ass. Occasionally you get a full smack. I’m talking cross court pass kind of power behind this smack. You have entered another dimension. Respectfully though. He feels slightly bad, but seeing your booty jiggle was worth it.

Kagami

Guess who finally watched the Batman movie and right after this read a bunch of Fanfics, where they throw a young Robin/Dick Grayson at Battinson

…It’s me