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I have the lung capacity and stamina of a chain smoker

The older I get, the more I realize that one isn't really a good person. They just don't have the guts to actually do it themselves.

My mind's everything and nothing everywhere and nowhere all at once.

I knew something's wrong with me when motivational speakers piss me off, and when there's one within my proximity, I wish something would fall on their head.

*gives an astronomer snake eyes*

I swear to whichever god is listening, I will smack that one person upside the head if I hadn't done my nails.

Whenever I go trail hiking (usually against my will), I always look down at where I'm stepping as I don't trust my feet, and I have the balance of a tailless cat.

A whimsy a day keeps the insane away.

Who's imaginary boyfriend/girlfriend from middle school is that

Why should I contribute to a society that gave me nothing but problems.

Humans are simple creatures with a tendency to overcomplicate things.

You can't have a personality disorder if you don't have a personality.

Yes, I do continuously detach myself from reality because I'm too much of a coward to confront the pain and would rather risk losing my sense of self.