multi / FACETED.

{{ L }} “Tsk, if you say so bitch but I sure as hell ain’t found any.” 

Hard to find anyone that wants to spend any extended period of time with you when you are a utter piece of walking garbage. Jan knew this, he knew he was an asshole but with how much life has fucked him and his brother over…becoming a vampire meant he finally had a chance to do the fucking for one. 

As for what one could get out of the dipshit, about anything they wanted really, just had to stomach Jan.

i’m going to fucking shiv him by the time this is done.

       “ look harder then. we really ain’t an extinct breed.          i mean, there’s a shitton on reality tv or whatever. so          how rare could we really be? “

     “Haha, yeah, I am. I felt comfortable enough to say it so you’d stop. So thanks! And it’s okay, my bits retract into my body like a lizard or something. Purr away, just lemme know if you need me to cover my crotch if you’re uncomfy, but I’m just all smoooth and squishy, baby. It’s relaxing though to share in with someone else that can do purring, I know I’m going to while pushing my face on your fluffy head and feeling those twitchy ears. Mine do the same thing!” Madeline began to purr as she rumbled them from above, rubbing behind their ears again with gentle, rough claws.

      “ not a prob. heh! i guess it woulda’ felt kinda funny either way, huh?         i don’t exactly have a low setting on the purring. it’s always like that. “

the purring continues, and as they said, it’s the same intensity as before. it was a sign of being comfortable for them. something about having a little cutie sit on your shoulders while scritching your ears does that.

Had he been baiting the person perched in the tree? Perhaps..

“You’re not so bad,” he acknowledged. “I just have a strong sense of smell.”

Be that literally or figuratively, he doesn’t specify. 

      “ i’ll take what i can get. i wasn’t really up to anythin’         up there, so i guess it doesn’t matter too much. “

Ears perked, Blackberry cautiously followed the sound to the source. Peering under the dense foliage Blackberry gasped as he caught sight of the doe stuck in the mud. He moved close, examining her legs and wincing as he sniffed at it. The troubled limb didn’t appear to be broken but under all the muck and without proper lighting it was hard to tell.

“Easy now then. Let’s get you out of here.” He wiggled himself under one of her forelimbs, hoping to help prop her up and giving her a steady body to lean against. “Don’t worry, there’s a warren just up the hill. You’ll be safe there.” Some of the other does could look her over and help her get settled. This was no weather for any animals to be out in. Thank Frith any other elil that might’ve been around seemed to agree.

a warren just up the hill? if only she had persisted a bit longer ... but she counts her blessings. she could definitely be a lot worse off. though, as she gets herself up once again with blackberry’s help, she can’t help but to wonder what a warren is like ... all she ever knew were those boxes her and the others were kept in. sometimes, if they were lucky, they’d get to roam the yard in this caged up area. children would come to pet them and feed them greens.

she’ll miss that. but she needs to worry about what was happening now. hyacinth shakily stands, leaning against the buck for support. the pain shot through her leg once again, but they weren’t far.

“Yeah! It’s only the best treat on the face of the planet!”

Something tells Doraemon that he should be afraid of TD, but he’s never been one to really go on a vague inkling. Even though mice scare the pants off of him, something about this evil doll keeps him suprisingly calm. Besides, who wouldn’t want the best food?

“Try it!”

in probably the least flattering manner ever, it shoves the whole damn thing in it’s maw. once it’s mouth closes, it’s ... well, mouth disappears again! there’s a faint hum coming from it. that little light dangling from it’s gem glows brightly.

{{ L }} "Zat sounds lame, zought ze big draw of being a shapeshifter ist doing it ven efer jou vant to. Oh vell.“

@eighthwcnder​ | eve.

✐ - eve!

     ❛ Wisdom comes to us when it can no longer do any good. ❜

@eighthwcnder​

{{ L }} “Shiiiit, with an ass like that?! If you are as good in the sheets as you are in looks department I might just be able to get something arrange. Bad bitches are so hard to come by these days, either the bitches munchin’ on carpets or fucking some loser.”

is she really surprised that someone who cat called her is a total dickhead? not at this point. she was just going to tease him some and go on her way, but NOW? she’s plotting. just what can she gain for letting him get close? does he have things she can steal? something to make him regret this. what can she say? she’s spiteful.

       “ down, boy. “

christ, how desperate is this jerkoff?

@of-diffxrent-wxrlds // unprompted.

" thanks, i get that a lot. but yer the first in awhile to be so up front about it. most beat around the bush and say it in a less crude way.

how long has she been at this? it felt like hours now that she's been training. but in her eyes, any less would be considered slacking. even if this training regiment truly pushed her. currently, she was resting. thank goodness she was, or she might not of noticed the others presence right away.

“Uh….. Just go to the optometrist…” She won’t be able to see the new world if she never had a good sight in the first place. 

“We all lose ourselves in this world, for you it was at the start, for others it will be later. It happens to everyone, eventually. Sit back, wait… One day, you’ll find yourself in a better place, in a dream.”

      “ it’s difficult to dream when all you see is faint blobs and         colors. “