ok i’ll bite. what’s pride

imagine being the woman at the end of 50 first dates and you wake up heavily pregnant with no memory of how you got there and all you have there is a dvd that tells you you’re married now and have been for the last five years. literally a horror movie premise

oh and it’s to adam sandler. you find out via saw dvd that you’re having adam sandler’s baby

what type of bug is this

We really can’t win with you people can we? The second we get lgbtq representation you call the show “woke garbage“ even though straight people have always gotten representation and we have had to deal with the heteronormativity and the internalized homophobia because we aren’t the “norm.” When there’s a show or movie with a strong female cast you call it “feminist trash.” If those women were men and the plot was the same you wouldn’t say anything. Just admit you hate women and the lgbtq community.

I don’t lurk cause I don’t wanna know

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

why

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control