I have not one gift for anyone you're all lucky I'm alive. Driving to celebrate this very merry Eve's I saw a bright star and wished death upon myself and there was a car ahead of me and coming from my side that ran the stop sign but braked just before me as the the crescendo of that one song hit its last notes I closed my eyes and saw just the headlights but then I was still driving and jingle bells started playing which just fuels my hatred for this fucking holiday.






















