hello friends

Constantly torn between ‘I wanna look hot naked’ and ‘treat yo self.’

political comics that are just kids holding books and going “what’s this?????? not a electronic? no computer???not phone?? how can be??” will always crack me up

I think old people do this just to feel better about themselves because they don’t know how to use a computer and think that it works the other way around for some reason.

I have risen.

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

I scrolled passed then I felt guilty

Same.

dAMN

cute nicknames for your extended family members: walking mucus bag, uncle slumlord, synonymous of some Holocaust-level atrocity like the Cinco de Mayo Massacre or Civil War II

What.

Whatever I just heard, make it into a TV show

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

why does he have so many buttons undone

i fucking cant

jenny slate and nick kroll are a fucking golden comedic pair