rei's nonsense blog

Hey guys just had the most mid teryaki chicken of my life at the denver airport.

congrats!!!!! im so proud of you!!

I am releasing the beast at Denver airport

What terminal?

Oh you’ll know

I'm sorry but why does that look like my almost dead 60+ year old uncle who abused my mom and her sister when they were growing up 💀

How the fuck should I know

you rebloged from me once. said i was a fucking idiot

Well, were you? 

you criticize her, but before taylor swift had her private jet she used to ride a horse everywhere and when she reached her destination one of her personal assistants would shoot the horse point blank in the head. she did this hundreds of times, if not thousands

this post occasionally getting notes is the only evidence i have that anyone still remembers taylor swift unapologetically destroying the planet. i feel like i’m going insane

That's some strong words for someone with a neopets profile pic. Do you have a source for this information?

i fucking saw it happen

It’s true I was the horse

The end where they’re two people fucked me up the most

men were just built different in the 70s & 80s idk if it's the chest hair or actors not being forced into inhumane training regimes for movies but everything was so much more lush like those are free range organic male tits not the factory shit with chemicals in it

let us not understate the importance of an ordinary amount of belly fat

With robots taking over the jobs , I think we need to invent new cool professions. there needs to be a forest man position, where you wander the woods with a walking stick and guide travelers. I think there needs to be a steampunk themed blimp guy, and I also think cool pirate gangs should be legal. I also think weed should be illegal again so teens have something to fight for. 

Being rick-rolled was a nice troll back in the day, nowadays you dox people and tell them to die, which is a better troll I guess but I miss the simplicity of it all.

news reporting on murders is always like ‘the victim was described by the people who knew them as polite and funny’ like yeah i fucking bet they did what else are they gonna say. breaking news local man stabbed 1000 times to death, grieving friends and family described the deceased to reporters as ‘a bit of a cunt’, ‘mean and bad’ and ‘just generally kind of annoying, you know?’