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Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

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Purrcussion

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she DEMAND to be Percussed

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I think the most patriotic part of the entire Super Bowl was Rihanna’s halftime performance

Because there’s nothing more American than for a woman to work while she’s pregnant.

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A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.

First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test.

The optician showed him a card with the letters

‘C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.’

‘Can you read this?’ the optician asked.

‘Read it?’ the Polish guy replied, ‘I know the guy.’

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A German man is traveling through Poland when he's stopped at a security checkpoint.

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Where are you traveling from?"

The German man says, "Berlin."

The Polish Security Officer asks, "Occupation?"

The German man says, "No, just visiting."

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Big bed

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i do have to hand it to him

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@frustrationsmear

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President and COO of MMA, a marketing trade association, explains to Elon why advertisers are leaving and it’s NOT activist pressure.

Oh, and then this happened:

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Owner makes a snowcave for his dog after a snowstorm

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is it really sunday evening again didnt this happen like a week ago

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Hey Hector

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i love when random tumblr users find my blog and go through it liking and reblogging everything in a frenzy, it feels like i’ve been cultivating a nice backyard with a lovely birdbath and feeder and i’ve glanced out the window to see a bird going absolutely wild with it

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