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"Hi! I'm Alexandra, but my friends (and my boss for some reason) call me Eggs."

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Decided to make an ask blog for Eggs from FNAFTM!

Some general info:

Writer is not a minor but please no inappropriate asks

My main blog is @wealsothriveonviolence

This blog doesn't have a strict place in the timeline, so feel free to send asks regarding both pre-MIYH and post-MIYH

Since Eggs isn't the most fleshed out character, some of my headcanons will be present

I'll outline a tagging system below once I've figured out what it is

Out of character stuff will begin with //

Some other FNAFTM ask blogs I'm aware of (pls lmk if there's any I've missed):

Phone Guy: @darkremnants (run by @cel-aerion)

Chica: @cuppcakez (run by @divicne)

Nate: @nightguardwantstobattle (run by @littledeathlittleghost)

Circus Baby: @outforbloodcircusbaby (run by @cat-and-books)

BB: @bb-dot-animatronic (run by @sm0lcatfish)

#ask blog #fnaftm #fnaf the musical #fnaf musical #random encounters #first nights at freddy's #fnaftm first nights at freddys #fnaftm eggs #fnaftm alexandra

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Ah fudge, I missed the one year anniversary of this blog :(

#.eggs talks #//ignore the fact this blog has been dead since August

Okay. Pitch for a new advertisement for Fredbear’s Family Diner:

*clears throat*

"Darling hold my hand" "Nothing beats a Fazbear Dining Experience, and right now you can save $5 per person. That's $20 off for a family of 4"

#.eggs talks #.talking with myself

rotating-the-blorbos

Eggs: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.

Noelle: Why not?

Eggs: Because I don't know what they mean.

darkremnants

I've seen it circulating that today is my birthday.

Not quite right, but not exactly wrong, either. When you go by many names, you also end up with many different birthdays.

The anniversary of the thing I'm most known for is as good a day as any other, I suppose.

eggs-the-security-guard

Oh happy birthday boss!

#.eggs talks #.talking with the boss

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eggs-the-security-guard

Happy Pride Month, friends! 🏳️‍🌈

darkremnants

Huh. Didn't realize it was that time already. Think we should do something at the restaurant for it?

eggs-the-security-guard

Oh of course, boss! We should show our patrons that we love and support every single one of them!

#.eggs talks #.talking with the boss

Happy Pride Month, friends! 🏳️‍🌈

#.eggs talks #.talking with myself #pride month #happy pride month

The stars are beautiful tonight :)

#.eggs talks #.talking with myself

Y'know, lots of people have said that Vanny manipulated me into making those animatronics, but to be honest I probably would have just done that anyway

#.eggs talks #.talking with myself #.about my animatronics #.about the rabbit

Are you a cat person or a dog person?

I'd probably say a dog person. They're so cute and energetic! I've always wanted one but my parents were allergic. Maybe I should look in to getting one.

That's not to say I don't like cats. They're great too!

#.eggs talks #.anon

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eggs-the-security-guard

I hear you treat your animatronics better than most... So tell me, what do you want to know?

(@outforbloodcircusbaby)

Oh, thank you!

Well, I've been asking the other animatronics about what the kids seem to like, since a lot of parents have told me that they're too scary for kids.

But I'm also fascinated by their sentience. From what I've heard from the others, my animatronics became sentient too (albeit in a sort of... evil way.) I'd love to know the reason behind this!

outforbloodcircusbaby

I never met any of the children. And I was born this way. There was never a time I wasn't like this.

eggs-the-security-guard

Woah, that's so interesting.

It's a shame you never met the kids. I'm sure they would have loved you

outforbloodcircusbaby

I couldn't be sure. I wasn't made for children.

eggs-the-security-guard

If you don't mind me asking, what were you made for?

outforbloodcircusbaby

I don't know. Some days, it feels like I was made to be tortured. To be destroyed and rebuilt. And to feel every part of it.

eggs-the-security-guard

That sounds horrible. You deserve so much better than that.

#.eggs talks #.talking with the animatronics #.talking with baby #//this is also me saying this #//baby you deserved so much better 😭

eggs-the-security-guard

I hear you treat your animatronics better than most... So tell me, what do you want to know?

(@outforbloodcircusbaby)

Oh, thank you!

Well, I've been asking the other animatronics about what the kids seem to like, since a lot of parents have told me that they're too scary for kids.

But I'm also fascinated by their sentience. From what I've heard from the others, my animatronics became sentient too (albeit in a sort of... evil way.) I'd love to know the reason behind this!

outforbloodcircusbaby

I never met any of the children. And I was born this way. There was never a time I wasn't like this.

eggs-the-security-guard

Woah, that's so interesting.

It's a shame you never met the kids. I'm sure they would have loved you

outforbloodcircusbaby

I couldn't be sure. I wasn't made for children.

eggs-the-security-guard

If you don't mind me asking, what were you made for?

#.eggs talks #.talking with the animatronics #.talking with baby

eggs-the-security-guard

I hear you treat your animatronics better than most... So tell me, what do you want to know?

(@outforbloodcircusbaby)

Oh, thank you!

Well, I've been asking the other animatronics about what the kids seem to like, since a lot of parents have told me that they're too scary for kids.

But I'm also fascinated by their sentience. From what I've heard from the others, my animatronics became sentient too (albeit in a sort of... evil way.) I'd love to know the reason behind this!

outforbloodcircusbaby

I never met any of the children. And I was born this way. There was never a time I wasn't like this.

eggs-the-security-guard

Woah, that's so interesting.

It's a shame you never met the kids. I'm sure they would have loved you

#.eggs talks #.talking with the animatronics #.talking with baby

eggs-the-security-guard

Curiously poked his head dripping blood into the room

@bear-bitten

Hiya!))

...are you OK?

bear-bitten

"y-youre not my bubba"

eggs-the-security-guard

Hey, it's OK. Are you looking for your bubba?

bear-bitten

He usually works

eggs-the-security-guard

Oh, OK then.

Anyway, I'm Alexandra, but you can call me Eggs if you'd like.

bear-bitten

Hehe eggs?

eggs-the-security-guard

Yep! My surname is Benedict, so it's a funny joke to make (plus it's the only way my boss can remember who I am.)

bear-bitten

"what about Alex .... That's pretty miss eggs"

eggs-the-security-guard

It is! Some of my friends do call me Alex, some call me Lex as well. Eggs just seems to be the popular choice

bear-bitten

"do you um...can you change my bandages .. I've had them um siiiince 1983x

eggs-the-security-guard

Oh yeah. That would... that would probably be a good idea. I'll do that for you

bear-bitten

Thank you miss lex!

He sits in her chair innocently

eggs-the-security-guard

*She starts to change his bandages*

So, if you don't mind me asking, are you OK? This looks pretty nasty

bear-bitten

... I'm the boy fredbear bit...

eggs-the-security-guard

...Fredbear?

bear-bitten

....oh...oh I...I don't think this is my pizzeria or.... universe

eggs-the-security-guard

Your universe? I guess it's not outside the realm of possibility.

Well anyway, I've changed your bandages there.

#.eggs talks #.talking with evan #//i am all for the fnaf multiverse #//the FNAFCU (five nights at freddys cinematic universe)

eggs-the-security-guard

Curiously poked his head dripping blood into the room

@bear-bitten

Hiya!))

...are you OK?

bear-bitten

"y-youre not my bubba"

eggs-the-security-guard

Hey, it's OK. Are you looking for your bubba?

bear-bitten

He usually works

eggs-the-security-guard

Oh, OK then.

Anyway, I'm Alexandra, but you can call me Eggs if you'd like.

bear-bitten

Hehe eggs?

eggs-the-security-guard

Yep! My surname is Benedict, so it's a funny joke to make (plus it's the only way my boss can remember who I am.)

bear-bitten

"what about Alex .... That's pretty miss eggs"

eggs-the-security-guard

It is! Some of my friends do call me Alex, some call me Lex as well. Eggs just seems to be the popular choice

bear-bitten

"do you um...can you change my bandages .. I've had them um siiiince 1983x

eggs-the-security-guard

Oh yeah. That would... that would probably be a good idea. I'll do that for you

bear-bitten

Thank you miss lex!

He sits in her chair innocently

eggs-the-security-guard

*She starts to change his bandages*

So, if you don't mind me asking, are you OK? This looks pretty nasty

bear-bitten

... I'm the boy fredbear bit...

eggs-the-security-guard

...Fredbear?

#.eggs talks #.talking with evan #//fnaftm lore is so different to regular fnaf lore that i have no idea what to do now #//is this a multiple dimension thing? or are both stories happening simultaneously?#//im just gonna go with the flow

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eggs-the-security-guard

Curiously poked his head dripping blood into the room

@bear-bitten

Hiya!))

...are you OK?

bear-bitten

"y-youre not my bubba"

eggs-the-security-guard

Hey, it's OK. Are you looking for your bubba?

bear-bitten