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“what’s stopping you from-“ listen i am so so sleepy

and like. broke

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the-quasar-hero

We need to seriously consider killing the people that are responsible for the ridiculous hurdles of the job application process. While I don’t love résumés, I can see what use they have. They list the relevant skills and job history you have pertinent to the job you’re applying for. That’s reasonable. Why on God’s good green Earth did we, as a society, accept cover letters as a thing? “Write some fanfic about what you’ll do on that thang if we hire you. Tell us you’ll bounce on it, that you’ll spin and do tricks on it, we wanna read that shit.” How about I stab you with a trident? Hmm, did you consider that? We gotta do cover letters for entry level jobs? “Do this personality test and we’ll see if you’re compatible for the job.” Is this speed dating? Are we about to get married? “Make an account with us, then you can apply for a job.” How about I tie you to five different angry horses? How does that sound?

#REAL #job applications are the WORST #and now i have to learn how to get past the ai filters too....#also what's up with every company's inability to take five minute to copy paste all the rejected applicants emails into the bcc #and send out a mass rejection letter huh?#i spend a whole day customizing a resume and cover letter for you and you can't be bothered to take five minutes and tell me no thanks?#SIX MONTHS OF JOB APPLICATIONS FOR NOTHING BUT RADIO SILENCE I HATE CAPITALISM

egglegg101

does anyone else miss their roleplaying days. like back in high school it was so easy to find an rp community in fandom, now everyone i meet is too busy or isn't interested or we don't vibe on the same level or something. all the apps and websites i used to meet people on are either empty or gone. where have my fellow roleplayers gone? have you all migrated to private discord servers? moved to character.ai (derogatory)? is there anyone left?

#mcyt rp #hermitcraft rp #life series rp #life series #hermitcraft #mcyt #rp #ttsbc #NOT rpf #this worked once can it work a second time #my dms are open hmu if u wanna rp anything tagged

apollo-zero-one

2015 babeyyyyy

@egglegg101 woe 2015 memories be upon ye

egglegg101

those were the days.... <3

#i still miss geeking #theres no good rp apps or sites out there these days #and RIP skype... kik... they walked so discord could run #some things may change but at least theres still tumblr

sabertoothwalrus

update from dashcon 2, someone has not only proposed IN the ballpit but also TO the ballpit. love wins

rottedbug

hey this was me lol, were already married it was for our 2 year anniversary, I was very delighted, I got a bug ring and I cried

egglegg101

THERE WAS A SECOND PROPOSAL??

(also that's so sweet congrats!!!)

#dashcon 2 #ballpit proposal #this is not the one i was there for #which means there were AT LEAST TWO dashcon 2 ballpit proposals #and i love that

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sabertoothwalrus

update from dashcon 2, someone has not only proposed IN the ballpit but also TO the ballpit. love wins

#dashcon 2 #love wins #ballpit proposal

imjustsoscaredallthetime

Proposal in the ball pit 😭😭

egglegg101

this is real btw. i was there

#and everyone clapped and I'm not joking #dashcon 2 #ballpit proposal

imjustsoscaredallthetime

Proposal in the ball pit 😭😭

#dashcon 2 #omg thats crazy who did that #ballpit proposal

egglegg101

does anyone else miss their roleplaying days. like back in high school it was so easy to find an rp community in fandom, now everyone i meet is too busy or isn't interested or we don't vibe on the same level or something. all the apps and websites i used to meet people on are either empty or gone. where have my fellow roleplayers gone? have you all migrated to private discord servers? moved to character.ai (derogatory)? is there anyone left?

egglegg101

i can be on discord 🥺

#i have no idea how to find discord rp communities #like yeah once i find someone to rp with I'll go there in DMs #but a server??#no clue

What do you roleplay? 👀

Pairings (only canon characters? cc x oc doubles?), genres, whatever! I’ve been looking for some Mcyt roleplays so I just wanna test the waters :)

honestly i haven't had a long-lasting rp in years so im not super picky. the ttsbc au (through the sky blue cracks) has gripped my brain rn and I'd love to rp something in that universe, but i know that's a pretty niche ask so i don't expect it at all. more generally, i mostly watch hermitcraft and the life series, so if im playing a canon character i'd prefer if it were someone from those series. my favourite pairings include scarian, buttercups, flower husbands, ranchers, and shiny duo, but im willing to do others as long as whoever im role-playing with is ok with the fact that i might play a bit out of character since i might not know the character or pairing as well. im also cool with oc x canon. i think the genre i lean into most often is angst, but usually of the hurt/comfort variety, and i enjoy doing romance as well. im also a big fan of the characters being hybrids/being in a universe with a bit of magic.

thank you for the ask! feel free to DM me or send another ask if any of this piques your interest!

#ask #mcyt rp #roleplay #life series rp #hermitcraft rp

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does anyone else miss their roleplaying days. like back in high school it was so easy to find an rp community in fandom, now everyone i meet is too busy or isn't interested or we don't vibe on the same level or something. all the apps and websites i used to meet people on are either empty or gone. where have my fellow roleplayers gone? have you all migrated to private discord servers? moved to character.ai (derogatory)? is there anyone left?

#rp #roleplay #ttsbc #life series #hermitcraft #mcyt #NOT rpf #tagging my current main interest in case any of y'all out there wanna rp

egglegg101

🥢🫲 gently picking you up like a sushi.

🥺 is held so gentle and deliciously

frogmomentsfrombeyondtime

dropping you in a bowl of soy sauce and inexpertly fishing you out again

egglegg101

moderately disassembled but still just as delicious ^.^

🥢🫲 gently picking you up like a sushi.

🥺 is held so gentle and deliciously

who up honking they shoo

#nobody i presume

When cutting open a fresh bag of milk, how do you cut it?

I just cut the corner opposite the handle

I cut both corners, so there's airflow when pouring

who the fuck bags milk

Voting ended onNov 8, 2024

#bag milk #poll #food opinions #2 is objectively correct btw #also the answer to option 3 is 'canadians apparently'#for those wondering

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egglegg101

Truck or treat!!!

Truck?