FLOOR IT

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

A show called The Elevator.

It takes place entirely in an elevator of an office building.

So you see various people interact with each other at different times of the day.

Sometimes, they’re all getting along. Othertimes, they’re making out. And othertimes still, they’re throwing punches and threatening to murder one another.

You see people by themselves, doing things that they wouldn’t do otherwise.

You hear everyone complain about one character who you never see for the duration of the show, because they take the stairs.

You actually have no idea what the company does. One day, they’re talkking about balancing the budget, one day, they’re taking about how they all got food poisoning on their retreat to Tahiti, one day they’re in furry costumes, and one day, one of the characters gets a phone call where the ringtone is ‘Hail To The Chief’; they answer it, saying, “Yes, Mr. President?”

You have just enough information to go on, while also knowing nothing.