Who’s ready to watch me retain my championship tonight?!

because where is the fun in that? a lot more fun on the table when i get to annoy you a bit but ultimately yes i did see your match.

that means im doing my job in my mind. but if you actually decided to ask nicely maybe just maybe…

Who’s ready to watch me retain my championship tonight?!

that would be giving you what you want way too easily.

that’s very bold of you to assume but you aren’t wrong unlike most i am smart with my money. another reason why those tickets might be out of my budget.

Who’s ready to watch me retain my championship tonight?!

i did have the show on and might or might not have seen your match.

see i would but i only make nxt money and you are this big main roster star.

Who’s ready to watch me retain my championship tonight?!

i will save this post just in case you don’t retain …. proper shaming material.

i wouldn't say bold things if i didn't think i was correct about them, can't stand on business if it's nonsense to start with. glory secured. :)

this is when i would say i never doubted you guys but that would be a lie. still congratulations on the win.

and then what? end up cursed for the rest of my life by some not hot mini izzi voodoo doll? crazy how men think they have amazing ideas but never think them through.

bold and correct may i say. but anywho, ready for the show tonight are ya? hear you and your puppet got a chance at some glory.

admire my face as you wish just don’t go shipping yourself with me. save yourself the public embarrassment.

the most shocking part of that was finding out you even have an action figure.

and then what? end up cursed for the rest of my life by some not hot mini izzi voodoo doll? crazy how men think they have amazing ideas but never think them through.

poor iz being controlled by a zombie. hey im just trying to help you out and get you back to living a thriving lifestyle.

you know what, i've taken a moment to sit back, breathe, and i THINK i'm going to be okay. what a wild ride already.

so glad you was able to take a moment to self reflect and understand it’s just how things have to be. however if i can make a suggestion, ditch the literal dead weight.

yikes, i was already writing a fanfic and everything.

crushing dreams first thing in the morning warms my heart more than any sip of coffee can. sorry izzi if it means anything i feel somewhat bad about it because it’s you.