Witch of Omens

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

sneezed so hard my cum flew out and i started crying

Gum.

Oh to be eleven years old and finding a life-changing obscure paperback in the library

So many ads are just “we at corporation care about our customers which is why we [thing we are legally obligated to do]”

I think about this so much more after working at a call center and being told “you need to not say outage unless we actually have a confirmed outage because we legally have to reimburse people if we fail to provide service” and then seeing that in ads as a really cool and nice thing the company does instead of something they’re forced to