Observing silly beings

A mosquito has escaped from the zoo

Apples are a type of fruit.

You can eat apples and smell them too.

*genuinely absorbed zero information* got it

He got the shark equivalent of the 2am zoomies.

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

Look I know this is a scientific publication but you don’t understand— we need to include milk and cookies in the photo. We have to. Otherwise the science suffers

this Brazilian geode shows a striking resemblance to the legendary Cookie Monster character

take him and photoshop him

@kittybroker

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I've decided that the first "Vex milk" recipe I'm going to test will consist of whole milk, white (Glacier Cherry?) Gatorade, Sprite, and a dash of table salt. I only have half of those ingredients at present though, so it might be a little while before I actually try it

was outside earlier and a bird Came Up, squatted down, fluttered it’s wings at me and opened its mouth like a hatchling begging for food (it was a grown female) so I went and checked the seed cube in the feeder and the thing was completely covered in mold. this is one of the weirdest things that’s ever happened to me. how did she know im the one in charge of the birdseed. How Did She Know To Pantomime Hunger At Me. Hello.

i have spent my afternoon confusedly getting dressed, driving to the store, purchasing a new seed block, driving home, washing the cage, and getting the feeder set back up. i don’t take this much care for my Own nutrition. ive been bullied into a grocery store run by a tufted titmouse. i feel so loved