Just A Regular Girl ™

Link after he wakes up naked in an unfamiliar place, no money, no clothes, only three hearts and one stamina wheel, starts hearing voices from a disembodied ghost who tells him to go to some shrines (and is then startled by what the ghost looks like) , then is told to meet back up at a temple, AND sees question marks above a tree branch:

went to miami to recover father sotirios. and made some new friends.

In 1596 dolphins were infesting the port of Marseille. Back in those days, y’see, dolphins didn’t have the cuddly image they enjoy today. They were pests and were causing damage.

Saint Bernard of Clairvaux built a monastery in 1124, but it was plagued by flies. So the good saint promptly excommunicated them. By the next day the flied had died in such quantities that they had to be shoveled out.

In 1474, a rooster in Basel did the heinous and unspeakable act of laying an egg. As everyone knows, an egg laid by a rooster will hatch into a basilisk (or cockatrice).

In 1457 a sow killed Jehan Martin, a five-year-old boy in Savigny. For that crime she was put on trial and judged guilty, and sentenced to be hanged from a tree.