Breanna.

My phone: *incoming call* Me: 🔫👀

“u know that feel when no gf” no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

you know what sucks? everything bye

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

Why

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

Another acceptable answer: the robot lady comes on the phone and tells you number doesn’t exist.

Shit yall

The fact that there are little people alive who don’t know a thing about this is crazy