THE ONE AND ONLY BUNNY CORCORAN, BABY!

i LOVE YOU BUNNY and nobody can change my mind

you may be a bigoted asshole with a girlfriend, but sometimes i wish i were your girlfriend. remove this curse from me at once!

On a scale of cucumber pickle in mango jam to wet socks filled with paper towels, how disgusting do you think Camilla and Charle's relationship was?

‘My word, Henry! Are you threatening little ol me? Your closest friend? The first man you’ve ever — Er .. Well, that can stay between us, Old Pal.’ — you, a couple weeks ago. We already caught you slipping my guy

Okay you’re not gay. But THEORETICALLY. If you were. Who’s the best looking guy out of your classmates?

Sounds like something that someone who’s gay would say

“Money can’t buy you happiness”