Leisure Class, Eat My Ass

Still in love with this boy I met one time who lives in NYC & is only in philly like once a year lol

He was visiting for the holidays & came over. Surprised me at my door with...another twink he hooks up with in philly, and after pouring drinks for everyone tried to initiate a threesome and it... hurt my heart! lol!

It’s always scary showing up for a hookup with painted nails, but forever hearts to the guy who opened the door & said “I like your nails; look what I was just watching” and showed me Troye’s Bloom video paused on his desktop. Lmao

A year after that, this guy lied to me about having condoms on hand until he was literally about to sit on it & suddenly “oh, can’t find them” which is when he revealed to me that he had also lied about his status (knowing I can’t afford PrEP)

I invited a much older man over to massage my back dear god I hope he kills me

he did not kill me that night but he did end up pushing his boner into my back the whole time and he was like 60 but i sucked him off anyway because the dick was fat why not

why did the smoothest buffest man in philadelphia just hold me for twenty minutes after ******* ** ***

this one texted me a week later saying he loved me and tried to get me to move in with him for like a month after that & it was a little alarming. He did not speak a lot of english & i speak no vietnamese so it was... a mess

ok well he DID stay the night and he WAS a power bottom and he DID hate bootyjudge as much as I do am i too old to date a 22 year-old discuss

like a month later he shit on me and was super embarrassed and RAN out of my apartment and then never really responded when I asked if he was ok, so the answer was YES

i’m up to 76 jesus christ

oh sweetie it’s 97 now !

i have a masters degree lol