Still Waiting On The Heist: Somewhere Else

Me? Spending 80 diamonds to scandalise some elves?? It’s more likely than you think.

Sooner or later I’ll actually do the work I need to do but I can’t because I’m too stressed but I’m stressed because of the work’s deadline but I can’t become unstressed because I’m too stressed by the stress to undo the thing that’s stressing me out and UGH-

I’m actually kind of liking witness and I would spend diamonds on it but I’m refusing to out of principle so hopefully pb realises it’s a terrible idea

Hnnnnnngh if anyone is writing any Gaius x MC stuff (especially smut) pls tag me

The bloodbound ending was actually really happy (considering what we expected) and I’m weirdly disappointed

Ok but that diamond scene with Gaius was actually really sweet

Did I just spend 80 diamonds to kiss everyone in BoLaS? Yes I did and I have no regrets

Jin in The Royal Heir is just making me miss Graves and how he should have been a LI and then I miss TH:M and now I’m a mess

I hate Gaius (obviously) but I am honestly loving having him around the SNARK the EYE ROLLS the BITCHINESS exquisite

So I’m guessing each LI is gonna teach us an elite skill? Pb is really testing my bank account