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why do you have so many ex's Bill? Is it just a side effect of how long you've been around?

why are scissors packaged the way they are it’s like they’re taunting us. Oh wow this is such a difficult awful packaging to get through that seems to cause physical damage to your hands as some sort of sick self defense mechanic, if only i had something to help get through it, something sharp perhaps

A free-range group therapy called "get herded, idiot", where you and everyone in your group is set loose to run around on an open field while a highly trained shepherd dog tries to keep you all in one group. I am not sure what benefit this would have for anyone involved.

So cute, I love it!

I thought of a stupid satirical play about the four leaders of a Maga/Reform type party discussing what they're going to do to win the election and the only line I can think of is "People say we're too sexist, that we 'hate women' and 'would remove all their right' so what if... we kill all the women so there's no sexism" and everyone claps

when I say I'm bisexual in the "I'm bisexual even though I have never felt any desire to be romantically involved with someone of any gender, and have never liked someone romantically or just in general have never had a crush on anyone" way what does that make me