what the fuck is up Kyle

kids today don’t understand what it was like to be 14 and tune into glee every week to watch whatever crimes against humanity ryan murphy had cooked up that week.

and we were happy about it.

@genderyomi

i understand why chickens wake up and scream

i’m just like sisyphus except instead of rolling a boulder uphill i have to wash my hair

human beings stole fire from the gods so they could stop waiting for random lightning strikes to spark their prehistoric blunts and spliffs

the most noble sacrifice that was forgotten by time and history was when Grugg brought the Mammoth Joint to the top of the mountain during a lightning storm. Grugg was predictably evaporated but her selfless act smoked out the entire clan for months

uncontrollable laughter together is my favourite type of intimacy

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE