be the change

with every new update we get closer to 2006 MySpace

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

12 points to everyone who hasn’t unfollowed me

I hate when people waste my time. I waste enough of my time by my own damn self. I don’t need anyone adding to it.

this time of year tumblr oldies return for a whole night to produce original content on eurovision, hello

eurovision is the one night where no one cares about the aesthetic of their blog

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

she killed him with a fuckin look

The I, Robot sequel looks lit.

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

This post is legendary.

you know who’s a white man you can’t escape? domhnall gleeson. you see his pale ginger ass in every single fuckin movie you’ve ever known or liked. harry potter? he was in it. star wars? that as well. the new fuckin,,,,peter rabbit shit, black mirror. i watched that winnie the pooh movie. i cried. you bet your ass he was in it too. you don’t even know who the fuck this is. ‘who’s domnhall gleeson’ you’re saying as you’re probably googling him right now. but as soon as you clap eyes on that smug irish motherfucker his entire life force is going to fuse with your own and you’ll never be able to escape this orange man as long as you live

say what you want about millenials but at least we dont lick our fingers to turn a page

don’t have to cause my hands are always sweaty from the constant stress of being alive