i love it but i do think it’s hilarious how “simon’s bodily fluids cure cancer” is becoming an ironbutcher trope. we all want jack to live so badly that we’ve resorted to Magic Healing Dick

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

"are you listening" no actually i zoned out the minute you ran your fingers through my hair in a completely normal and nonsexual context but now all im thinking about is you treating me like a dog but go on

I need to watch him masturbate. I need to watch him jerk off. I need to watch him play with himself. I need to watch him fuck his fist. I need it I need it I need it.

my favourite hobby is calling british dudes on youtube that are nearly pushing 30 years of age puppy boys 💖