Eddie Dombrowski

clifford the big red dog my mortal enemy

they just invented miniature bungee jumping for frogs

my new sport idea: competitive trampoline somersault hockey

got my ass beat today

live-posting from this abandoned apartment complex

they'rse manbugs aka. humanoid ANTS from THE GROUND coming in my room and biting my peanist. nobody believes me... not even james... they're big bugs. size of a human. if you're a big stinkin' bug and you see this... squish squish motherfucker.... you will be destroyed

fell asleep at the party and woke up to being water boarded . lol bummertastic

the government is putting little tiny animals in your drinking water to make you itchy. watch out

biggest fear admission time... dragonflies... really dont like those guys... can they bite?! donno but i dont want nothin to do with em. nuisance bugs

have they invented friends that don't try to kill you yet

homeless guy peed on my van

stuck in the freezer at work. snedn help now i am cold