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my dumb? founded. my flabbers? gasted. my gob??? smacked

my ass???? tonished

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ectopianist

i finished putting together a piano composition for the song from those skibidi toilet videos to surprise the kids. it got a huge laugh out of them!

ectopianist

@godheader replied:

john

yes dave.

#godheader

loveswirl

please witness its power

yellbug

*seeing a 6 year old in the wild* and skibidi greetings to you my young mr beast

i finished putting together a piano composition for the song from those skibidi toilet videos to surprise the kids. it got a huge laugh out of them!

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noctude

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

godheader

@ectopianist replied to your post “all that time you spend crying in bed time you...”:

did he ever outgrow those dorky anime shades?

nah i think he loved them more than he does me lmao

dude wouldnt be caught dead without them

ectopianist

damn, that sucks. i am glad you eventually came to your senses about them though, because you're right. they were pretty fucking stupid. as stupid as him in general, apparently!

#godheader

buffskeleton

hate the phrase 'baked goods' just a reminder that all my baking fucking sucks. my baked bads

buffskeleton

im willing to answer some questions from the tags

it's fruit not meat. doesn't matter what kind of fruit it was anymore but i prommy i didn't eat raw meat

it tasted bad

doubleca5t

yeahokayillreblogthat

Yeah okay ill reblog that

dungeonrabbit

dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game

smolfairy-deactivated20150914

dere you go

oursidae

ey

ey you lil shits

lets just talk about this here cookie recipe

this shit

is

the

BOMB

HOLY SHIT

I JUST FINISHED THIS AND WOW IT TASTES AMAZING

YES

WONDERFUL

1000000/10 WOULD ATE AGAIN

smolfairy-deactivated20150914

yAy

post-and-out

For magic improvements on thing that is already perfect:

Use one spoon white sugar, and one spoon brown if you have it.

After microwave, before noms, add vanilla ice cream.

\o/

fan-troll

salt is a flavour enhancer, add just a tiny dash, not enough to make it salty.

goldpilot22

Because I love you all.

thelighthousewatcher

Ive been craving cookies, so thank you even though I have no chocolate chips

florenceisfalling

@uwu-is-ya-boi @greene-house @fndm-trsh-sht this reminded me of y’all

mythicandco

@rxg1nald I want to make this for you

#i just made this!#way more manageable than making an entire batch of cookies.

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cocksley-and-catapult

ISSUE 1061: and what of motion

17 july 2024

#i feel like dave would like this guy's comics.

schreiberpablo

Humans and Apes - The Cast of Dawn (for @apprentixe)

godheader

@ectopianist

dude howve you been its been like 2 years, im so glad theres someone else normal here

did harley rope you into this shitshow too

ectopianist

woah, hey dave! wow, i have only had this account for a day and you already found me. this website is really impressive!

haha, yeah. jade said i'd like tumblr, and i also knew some other people who had some accounts, so i figured i'd give it a shot.

there are definitely internet trolls on here, but they're kind of on every website, right? it doesn't seem too bad here! i've seen way worse than whatever that other guy was doing.

#i don't remember the names of those other accounts #but if you found me this easily then maybe i can find them pretty quickly too!#godheader

ectopianist

there we go, i think i have everything right this time!

nookstain

ARE YOU SURE???? I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE MISSED A FEW OPPORTUNITIES TO SLATHER HUMAN NIC CAGE'S PUTRESCENT VISAGE ACROSS THE INTERFACE.

PSYCH!!!! IT'D BE PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO BOMBARD MY DIGITAL EXPERIENCE WITH HIS WEIRD MAMMALIAN FACE ONE IOTA MORE WITHOUT CAUSING A COMPLETE AND TOTAL SPACIAL COLLAPSE, KILLING EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE INSTANTLY.

AT THAT POINT, AT LEAST IT'LL BE A MERCIFUL REPRIEVE FOR MY GANDERBULBS.

ectopianist

hey, first off, nicolas cage's face is not weird! he's a very handsome man.

second, if you think i've reached the limit of how many nics i can cram into one theme, think again.

#i know i'm not supposed to feed the trolls #but i needed to finish my theme anyways.#and now it is finished for good.#nookstain

i think you should be able to put things you enjoy into things you're learning more often. if my dad let me learn piano through ghost busters medley compositions rather than flat classical pieces, i would have been so much more motivated to stick with it.

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dualumina

Look at this! I want this man’s jacket! What does this jacket make you feel when you look at it? 😆

#whoa. i certainly feel... something!#he kind of rocks it though.

usercreate

FACE/OFF (1997) dir. John Woo

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