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How do you make a water bed more bouncy?

Add spring water.

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oh man there’s a package here and i can immediately tell what’s in it.

so.

laffgaff

The guy who stole my diary just died.

My thoughts are with his family.

#jokes!

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Never challenge Death to a pillow fight...

Unless you’re prepared to deal with the Reaper cushions.

#jokes!

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#jokes!

laffgaff

My job is to drill holes in things and then bolt them together.

At first it’s boring, but later on, it’s riveting.

#jokes!

badjokesbyjeff

Given that a radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, it’s strange that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs.”

It would be like if we called a city “Liver Pool.”

#jokes!

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Hogwarts Express hits hard times

obesitysherpa

Yep, this is how I protest…

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I called my wife at work and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?"

Sounding concerned, she said, “No.” I said, “How about now?”

#jokes!

i log on and i see the face of a god.

#dashwatching #furbies

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windy

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Why am i laughing so hard?

drawnsnake

THE FUCKING HANDS

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visual puns are great. especially when it drives one of your co-workers nuts.

#ic

gotta go clean up my trainwreck of an apartment today and salvage what i can.

#booooooooring #ic

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