Aspiring Old Master

Sometimes “locking in” looks like sitting in the sun and remembering that your life is also meant to be lived, not just optimized, monetized, and turned into proof that you’re worthy.

"You only get one family" is true, but not in the way that people who like to say that think it is. You only get one family, the first one is free. If that one sucks or it's just not a good match, you can get a new one but you're gonna have to find that one yourself.

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

When the flirting goes too far and you have to start replying with one hand

Morning sex from the side with them sleepy moanings

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

Fingering her and making her watch you lick your fingers clean is a power move

“such a pretty little thing” while I’m putting my fingers in your mouth and stretching you out

“behave” hey so unfortunately that was hot and i will be listening.

I highly recommend calling her a brave girl to get her do things. It works.