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Christian holidays make me so tired and irritated and then i feel resentful that I have been turned into a bitter fun hating jew stereotype but I swear if I see one more rabbit

They are an unholy amalgamation of appropriated European paganism and frenzied capitalism, and even a lot of devout Christians are done with it all at this point, tbh

I dont really care what the devout christians are done with or not, this post is about being an ethnoreligious minority in a christian supremacist society

I apologize for derailing.

All of this makes me cherish Doomguy more :)

I don’t know anything about Doom, but I think I have a crush on this guy.

This is so fucking hilariously extra and gross, I have several points First of all how much milk would you have to acquire to fill a bathtub. I’m assuming the sheer amount of milk cartons required would be fucking insane and weigh an actual, metric tonne. Bought or stolen, that’s ridiculous. Second presuming that she filled the tub by herself that would have taken a long ass time, and unless that room is freezing, that tub probably STANK by the time she was done. Third, if she got into the tub it was either, again, FREEZING, or alternately fucking stank. Fourth, she got into a tub of Milk wearing a latex catsuit with a FUR TRIM which means that costume is 100% ruined forever and it’s going to take HOURS to get the stink of milk and cheese off of herself, not to mention getting out of what I can only assume is Satan’s Catsuit at this point is going to be an actual nightmare and her hair is going to absolutely reek. Fifth, Cats absolutely should not drink Cow’s milk, much less cows milk that has been sitting in a gross tub mixing with sweat and god knows what else. And lastly, Her makeup is running presumably because of either the stench of that room making her eyes water, or the sudden dawning realization that she has doomed herself to stink of cheese while ruining one of her costumes all for the same of a bit. In conclusion comic books are fucking stupid and the fact that I love them so much is my absolute worst quality

perhaps she just got a bathbomb that dyes the water white to keep the theme of cat bathing in milk, but without all the downsides

That is some fucking galaxy brained shit right there but if true it still means that she just fucking dumped a milk carton on what looks like an already very slippery floor for just for the aesthetic

Perhaps the bathbomb comes in a milk carton for all the sexy milk bath roleplay :P

Felicia would absolutely buy those :D

Or she was drinking milk straight from the carton while enjoying her bath.

Arrow

what I REALLY don’t like is this post was made in 2017

oh learning this wasnt made like, yesterday, made me jump out of my SKIN.

Who is @professional-dog-hugger really

I’m just a dumbass who unfortunately could have never predicted this hellish timeline. I am not the OP, but this website, in all it’s dysfunctional glory, made me appear to be since the actual OP appears to have deactivated. Sorry on behalf of the staff for the mix up I guess

OP was assassinated for being too powerful and you were left as the scapegoat im so sorry.

I can’t believed tumblr force-kinned me into an unholy prophet, doomed to pay for the crimes of another

Neena Thurman on a one woman mission to find herself some Superhero Fuckbuddies I mean um…a team >.>

Wait, what????? This should not be happening and certainly not if the non-medical board members, executives, etc. haven't already taken cuts.

The hospital where my bff works, all the board members and executive staff took a 50% pay cut and pushed it to increase the wages of everyone else. So it’s not everywhere. Yes it’s a for profit hospital too. 

My mom’s a nurse and I can vouch for this, too. And her hospital is supposedly a non-profit :(

The hospital my dad works at is laying off people like crazy. He does IT there and there used to be 8 of them. Now it’s just him and one other guy. For the whole hospital.

Our extremely precarious rural county hospital just announced theyre laying off and furloughing a bunch of workers bc of the ban on elective procedures -- elective procedures are apparently where they make most of their $$$ and they didn't have the time or resources to try to figure out some other kind of system so they just. Have to get rid of people!!! DURING A PANDEMIC. BAD!!!!!!

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with losing your right hand

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well do you deal with latent sexual feelings for your sister

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jamie lannister how well would you deal with your dad being an utter bastard with unresolved issues about the death of his wife

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how well would you deal with the fact that your nephew is a complete and total douche

or, on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how do you feel when you see gwendoline christie in armor

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how badly did your failed attempt to murder a kid screw everyone over

on a scale of luke skywalker to jaime lannister how disappointing was the end of your franchise

I’m losing my mind. What is wrong with you? Did you wake up on the wrong side of the septic tank this morning?

Honestly “queer” is so useful for people like me w/ a “complicated orientation” b/c instead of having to say I’m “asexual panromantic” and explain what that means, I can just say “I’m queer” and it tells you all you need to know (that I’m not straight).

U could just call urself a pretentious bisexual who loves oversharing but I guess that’s longer lol

also pretty telling that they just want people to know that they’re *different* - not straight - instead of who they actually are. they just want to not be included in the group that is being criticized, so “queer-ness” is all they need