"You're All Alone, You Poor Unfortunate Soul"

I hope everyone who works in retail has an easy day today, has to deal with minimal obnoxious customers, meets a nice old couple that says “oh thank you dear!!”, gets a lovely and refreshing break, gets along with their coworkers…… I just want y'all to have a good day you deserve it

Find a soul that doesn’t lose appreciation once they are used to you.

I can take hints but i want to hear you say it

me, a legal adult: when i grow up,

This girl at the liquor store just said “my liver can handle what my heart can’t” and if that’s not the fuckin mood idk what is

what if when you went to hell you had to watch your a cinemasins-style video of every sin you committed during your life as part of your punishment

i love it when the sky cancels itself out