I only got a decade or so of hi-res life before my eyes were like "actually thats enough, pack it in"

i think what morbius needs is a third cinematic release. that will make it successful

I know it’s boring and square to deconstruct a joke, but Morbius was great fun, both Matt Smith & Jared Leto were excellent, and if half the people watched it that were dunking on it, they’d see it was quality.

Now this is a hamless prank.

OMFg IM KATHY

HOW I LOVE IT

i love how everyone has a coworker they immediately call. everyone has that one friend who would save you from the headless customer.

isn’t there a goddess out here willing to turn me into medusa so men can’t look at me without immediately suffering the consequences

Stop being lazy and relying on gods. Quick dry cement exists. Be your own Medusa

“If you don’t have any goddess-bestowed cement powers, store bought is fine”

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

What stat requirements do you need to use it

Oh 50 Strength gotcha

The type of life I want to be living.

i love this so much