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Dove Skin Ad Was Tone-Deaf, Not Racist

Dove’s Marketing Team Needs Quality Control Dear Black Women, Calm the fuck down, take two deep breaths and watch the entire Dove Soap commercial before vowing to never ever use one of the only soaps that isn’t harsh on our dry skin again in life. We have been manipulated and distracted yet again. One of the dangerous things about the internet and social media is that it gives people the ability…

NFL Strike Causes More Panic Than Trump’s War Taunts on Korea

If Korea Bombs Us, At Least We Read Those Players The Riot Act Sweetest baby Yahushua be a fence, take the wheel and guide our steps! The person people are calling the President of the United States of America threatened war on a country with nuclear capabilities and a tyrant dictator that would make Hitler curtsy. Yet, when he twice made threats using words like “fire and fury” and “totally…

Torrei Hart Is The Posterwoman For Karma’s Delicious Revenge

Torrei Hart Is The Betrayed Woman’s Shero Torrei Hart is having the bitter-sweetest week ever. She’s been granted the joy every woman who’s ever been cheated on or left for a mistress only day-dreams of — the delectable delight of seeing that what goes around comes around. Here’s a story perhaps you can relate to. You fell in love with his potential. You listened to his dreams and encouraged them…

The Irene Challenge Shows The Insensitivity of Millennials

Doing The #IreneChallenge Automatically Makes You A #FuckenLoser Do not pass go, do not collect $200 — if you are perusing your mother’s closet to find an Irene Challenge wig, you’ve already lost the game. I’ll cop to chuckling at the guy who created a wig and mirrored sunglasses using a single Cheeto bag — how…appropriate. I did not, however watch his video. I got enough of it over the 20 times…

FBI Investigates Kevin Hart Cheating Extortion, Not Kenneka Jenkins’ Death

The FBI Needs To Get Their Priorities Straight A teen dies mysteriously following a hotel room party booked by committing credit card fraud – FBI doesn’t bat an eyelash. Kevin Hart cheats on his wife with an opportunist – FBI is all over it? I’m confused. Somehow, Kenneka Jenkins shoulders the blame for her ultimate demise because she acted irresponsibly by doing what 99.8% of teens have done –…

Usher’s Herpes Diagnosis Is None Of Our Business

Why Are Major Media Outlets Reporting Usher’s Diagnosis? We can guess, assume and conclude that some all of our favorite celebs have been exposed to as many STDs as any other non-exclusive, sexually active adult human in the casual-sex, “I’m a savage” culture that is encouraged in music and television. That being said, I’m profoundly perplexed at why Usher Raymond’s venereal disease has been the…

The Black Woman’s Problem With Rachel Dolezal

Rachel Dolezal Is Still Blacker Than You Rachel Dolezal may not have been born a Black woman, but she has the undefeatable spirit of one. This woman was minding her damn business, heading up the Spokane, Washington chapter of the NAACP, supporting Black causes and actually advancing colored people. She was a civil rights activist and an African studies instructor as well as the education director…

On Fleek Creator Wants Her Recognition and Her Coin

Eyebrows On Fleek, DaFuq! If you’ve ever declared that your hair, your fit or your eyebrows were “on fleek”, you used a phrase created by a then 17 year-old Kayla Newman — internet name Peaches Monroee, and shawty wants her money. The teen internet star dropped a Vine in which she declared in ratchet fashion that she was about to “get crunk” and that her eyebrows were “on fleek”. The Vine went…

American Idol’s La’Porsha Renae Says She Chose Her Sexuality

La’Porsha Says For Her, Sexuality Was A Choice Twitter fingers have American Idol runner up La’Porsha Renae in the spotlight for declaring that she chose her sexuality — an ideal the LGBTQ community strongly opposes. They meeeeeean, who the hell would choose a life of ridicule and misunderstanding? Who would choose a life where getting assaulted, harassed, shunned, shut out, disowned and…

Karrueche Gets The Court’s Protection After Chris Brown Death Threat

Karrueche Has Filed For A Restraining Order “Ladies, yall be complaining about niggas being like stalkers, in love with yall kind of crazy shit and get tired of it. Well guess what I’m one of them niggas. If I love you bitch, aint nobody gonna have you, Ima make you miserable. I’ma chase that nigga out, Ima chase your ass around, and it’s good.” – Chris Brown Karrueche Tran has had it up to her…

Trump Tells Black Reporter To Arrange Black Caucus Meeting

Trump To Black Reporter: The Black Caucus, Are They Friends Of Yours? It’s embarrassing at this point. The President of these definitely not United States gave a press conference yesterday, which looked more like a fix for his burning yearning for television air time. In the 77 minute rant, he spouted false information, such as that his inauguration win was the result of having the highest number…

How The “Day Without Immigrants” Could Totally Backfire

The “Day Without Immigrants” Won’t Be A Day Without Pain America’s undocumented immigrants are planning to do something so brave and dangerous on Thursday. Despite the risks, they intend to stay home from work and show America just how much they mean to it. Undocumented immigrants should know that they have the support, in large part, of most Americans because unless you can trace your family…

Black Americans Can Learn Alot From Undocumented Immigrants

Black America, Where Y’All “Day Without”? Undocumented immigrants went from fear to empowerment when they decided that instead of hiding in closets and shit to avoid detainment by the US Government, they’d show where their power lies instead. You want to hurt a man, hit his pockets. Home Depot corners, restaurant kitchens, and hotel breakrooms will be emptier than a middle class family’s…

Historically Speaking, Violence Has Always Been The Answer

Violence Is As Present In History As People Whoever coined the phrase “Violence is not the answer” either paid no attention in History class or paid alot of attention in History class. History tells us that if you don’t like how something is going, fuck it up. If a person, group of people, or whole country isn’t giving you your way, tear their shit up — am I lying? I mean, Cain killed his brother…

White People Have Been Extra Nice Since The Election of Donald Trump

Dear White People, Thanks. White people have been extremely nice to me lately. Since the election where America showed its ass and voted agent orange into the highest office in government, my fellow Americans of the caucasian persuasion have gone above and beyond out of their way to show that they are not here for the bullshit and I know exactly why they’re doing it. Confession: I’ve secretly…

Versace Has A Code Word For Black Customers

Versace Sued Over Their ‘Black’ Code Donatella, get your peoples in order. Thanks, Black People Bottom line — stay your Black ass out of Versace. Why, you ask? Well, because according to a former employee, your black ass isn’t welcomed there. Christopher Sampiro is suing the fashion empire citing unfair practices after being terminated. He claims his firing was due to discrimination after he…

Stop Asking Your Manager For Permission To Adult

Dear Employees: Stop Asking For Permission News Fu*king Flash! You’re An Adult Who Needs No Permission Your child is sick at school and needs to be picked up. Your lunch didn’t agree with you and you can’t stay out of the restroom. You’re not feeling well for any range of reasons from a break up to a toothache. You need to leave work. Take your ass home and don’t stop to ask for permission. As a…