This is my life now

i also love that remus is called ‘the duke’ like,,,,it’s still high in the feudalism food chain but its definitely below a prince

oh my gOD–

I learned how to walk on my hands. Not sure if I can still do it though…

I can walk down stairs in rollerblades

Ok, literally every reblog of this post has been amazing, but as someone who can barely walk in high heels HOW?!

Ohhhh my GOD this is hilarious

I have a headcanon that Virgil eats everything the wrong way because he ate alone for most of his life and never really learned what the proper way to eat things was. Then Roman and Logan freaked out about how he eats things and he decided he was never gonna do it the right way now, just to bug them.

One time, Virgil just bites into a hard boiled egg with the shell still on. The others look at him in unbridled horror. Virgil is unfazed by the sickening crunch. Logan begins to weep. Roman faints in Patton’s arms.

I still love this headcanon. All these additions are amazing.

Stop this.

Never.

Now I’m imagining Virgil trying to eat soup with a fork asdfghjkl

Ok, but I actually do eat pizza starting with the crust about half the time. Why is that so weird?

Why tho??? I genuinely dont understand isn’t pizza harder to hold when you don’t have the crust? Also if you eat from the crust then when you get to the end you’re just holding a small triangle of a pizza that you have to hold from the bottom so you don’t squish the toppings and that’s weird to me Idk

I only do it when it's cold pizza, so it isn't going to squish. And I like it that way so my last nite can have a topping