Shutting this thing down.

“Well— can’t you go swimming by yourself? I can just… watch from the sidelines, or somethin’."

"--What's the point of you just standing there? I might as well should just go by myself… Aren't you hot? Those pants you're wearing seems uncomfortable."

getting started on a fem!Noctis cosplay from Final Fantasy XV. This is the longest fricken wig though god.

“Uh… c-can’t we do something other than swimming?"

"No, I want to swim. It's so hot… can't you feel the humidity? This is ridiculous."

“They’re about thirty feet tall, you’ve probably seen them around — I’ve no interest in a human woman, anyway. You’re not my type.”

"--Don't worry, you're not my type either. I am not interested in men who are half a century older than me and you would have to provide more of a description than that, ojii-san. There are fiends that are just as tall, if not more than thirty feet that are roaming about."

“You’re not my lady titan — "

"--'Tie-tan'? What's a 'tie-tan'? Is that another word for a prostitute because I'm sorry--I'm afraid I am not interested in sugar daddies."