Sucks to Your Ass-mar

fyre festival is a model for the revolution. what communism has been missing is the tactic of trapping the bourgeoisie on an isolated island

i ask you this…what is more delightful and simple than frying up some chopped garlic and onions in a pan

I had a dream I was watching keeping up with the kardashians and Kylie had gotten cyborg legs like they had taken the legs of an AT-ST from Star Wars and put them on her lower half so she was like 11 feet tall and Kim was like “I think Kylie’s new legs are SO fun..”

i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on

Ok but as much as I do not like the symbol, the girl spent time painting the box??? The other girl then destroys it???? 

Forever reblog.

Scorpio

“you’re so polite!” thank you i have anxiety

OH MY GOD BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO INVITE IT IN. YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE MALWARE TO LET IT TAKE OVER YOUR COMPUTER

You Wouldn’t Download A Vampire

I’m not even in college any more and found this HILARIOUS 😂

I set up a complaint box at work. People think HR set it up but it was me and at the end of every week I take the box home and read about all this petty drama that’s been built up.